I need some Alone Time – Get Out!
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009
Dear JDogg:
My girlfriend is driving me nuts. Sometimes I just want to be left alone and when I say this she gets all emotional and thinks that something is wrong. How do I explain to her that it’s just a guy thing, and I just want to be alone to be alone?
- Crowded House
Dear Crowded House:
Man, your problem is one that I am sure many men have all the time. First a few tips, never try to discuss anything about “guy things” with a girl, they won’t get it. Especially never try to explain it when it’s “that time of the month” cuz the bitch will go straight up crazy on you.
Fortunately, there is a solution for you. Send your girl to a day spa. Yes, you heard me, pay the $100 or whatever it is and get the girl out of the house for the day. It will be worth every fucking penny. Not only will she think you bought her a gift, but she’ll have a good time, little does she know that you are actually buying yourself the gift of having a day to your self.
Here ya go: Spa Gift Certificates
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- JDogg
