Stop Being a Little Bitch

Dear JDogg:

I have been going to the same bar a lot and there is this cocktail waitress working there that I think is totally hot, she has medium blonde hair, a great body and really exotic eyes. The problem is I am afraid to ask her out and I think she has a boyfriend already, but we kind of flirt, so I am not sure. What should I do?

- Chicken

Hello Chicken Shit:

First, let me say, Stop being a little bitch and go ask that girl out. No wait, better yet, tell me where you live so I can go ask her out, because she sounds pretty hot to me. Be a man dammit, girls want you to be a man, and they want you to ask them out, confidence will get you everywhere you want to go. Who cares if she has a boyfriend, almost every girlfriend I have ever had was with another guy only because she was waiting for something better to come along and it was too much work to just leave. So next time you see her, walk up to her and tell her you are going to take her out, don’t even fucking ask, just let her know how it is gonna be.

- JDogg