Strippers 101
Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009
Dear JDogg:
Hi, I have a thing for strippers, I LOVE them, spend a ton of money on them, and want to take them home with me, but none of them will give me the time of day. I am a good looking guy, I work out, and I can’t figure out what I am doing wrong. Please Help!
- Pole Position
Hello Pole Position:
Strippers are great fun, I have dated a few back in the day. Your problem is very simple, STOP PAYING THE BITCHES FOR DANCES YOU MORON!!!! Jesus, use your head, don’t give them a freaking cent, because as soon as you do you just became a customer, and strippers NEVER date customers, the best you can do it become a Sugar Daddy after that. So, the key is to never buy a dance from a stripper you want to date. If she likes you, she’ll give you dances for free. Don’t even buy her a drink. Most strippers hate men who buy dances from them, so if you want to be liked, don’t do it!!!! Just talk to her, she’ll sit with you and you’ll get to talking and she will ask you out for coffee after her shift, that’s the way it works, that’s the way it always works.
Oh, and the best part about dating a stripper is that they are easy to dump, just say “Well, you’re a stripper and I can’t deal with that anymore”… Viola!
- JDogg
